: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
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His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
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its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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