you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
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adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
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then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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