if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
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Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
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Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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