Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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