What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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