What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
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Do I have a choice?
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I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Randomize
