U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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