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say what?
wanna hang out?
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
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we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
i think i have two assholes
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
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I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
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