Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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