his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
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Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
i need some magic done to my vagina
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My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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