god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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