You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
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All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
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I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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