listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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