But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Terrible idea I love it
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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