how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I believe in your delicious
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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