I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
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I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
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IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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