apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
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I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
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there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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