I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
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Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
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There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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