Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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