I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
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there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
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I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
YAS. BRING CRAB.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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