; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
youre lurking in front of me
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
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all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
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Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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