I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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