I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
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