toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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