nut hugger
god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
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I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
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We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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