I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Randomize
