Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
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so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
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mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
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