nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
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I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
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I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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