If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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