break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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