..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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