The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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