I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
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Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
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Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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