drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
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