remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
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slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
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I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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