I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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