We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
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I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
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Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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