I can tuck mytits in my pants
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
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It is literally 8 in the morning.
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Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
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I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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