So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
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You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
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She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
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