Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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