worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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