wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
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he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
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If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Randomize