you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
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He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
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Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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