I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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