I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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