it wasn't lemon gatorade
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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