She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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