I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Randomize
