One girl and one boy is just not enough.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
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Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
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I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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