I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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