That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
not ubering you a puppy
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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