Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
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Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
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I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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