how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
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My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
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A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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